dapperdick:

accio-sassygaydarren replied to your post: Total Blackout is my new favorite show oh my god…

Funny show isn’t it? Omg it’s so funny when the people are like jabbing their hand into the tank and screaming like it’s the end of the world

Tonight was the first time I’ve seen it! And only because the channel stayed on after Grant’s farewell episode on Ghost Hunters. But that one chick that kept screaming and having a panic attack KILLED me.

Oh god, it’s literally the best show ever. On syfy. Before they stopped showing DW there. Glee is the best show full of angst. Anywho, there’s this one where this asian guy was on it and he kept sighing deeply and fanning himself and one of the guards moved him toward a tank and he was freaking out and like, whiplashing in the dark. Best thing ever.

Omg I unconsciously sing starkid songs.
Like, I’m be whisper-singing harry freakin potter or kick it up a notch or super friends and my friends would think I’m possesed.
They’d be like “Aura. Aura. Aura? What are you singing?”
and I’ll be like huh and start singing again idk I’m crazy don’t be friends with me

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santantits:

peevesthepoltergeist:

jellyfilledcondoms:

couragebitch:

lordblinglish:

starkinglyhandsome:

i-haveahulk:

arrowapollo:

reindeergamess:

rekhyts:

Butterflies

being abandoned by my friends.

ceiling fans

the dark when i’m alone.

pregnant people

cockroaches

Mirrors
Windows at night
Groups or clusters of holes kdkdukfjxjxndkdi

goldfish

drains.

misshapen churros

Walking in an old hallway at night alone

mothafickle:

slightestwindsock:

mothafickle:

haha look kurt offers his napkin to tina and blaine takes it ok

JUST LIKE HE TOOK ALL OF TINA’S SOLOS AMIRITE?

yeah blaine all those warbler solos were supposed to be for tina

•  When it's not my birthday
• Me: oh I want this!
• Me: And this!
• Me: And this!
• Me: Get me this for my birthday okay?
• Me: Wow I want a lot of shit!
•  When it's my birthday
• Friend: what do you want for your birthday?
• Me: 
•  Fuck I don't know.
•  Just get me whatever.

I’m awkward, you’re awkward. Can we just be awkwardly cute together?

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

colfercriss:

when i’m famous i’ll make sure to take hq pictures with good lightning so you won’t have a hard time finding a decent coloring

#and i won’t use instagram

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